“You have a plaster on your head,’ my mother says. ‘Oh!’ I say, flushed with relief. ‘Yes. I walked into a table.’ ‘With your head?’ Ah. Good point. ‘Actually, it was a door.’ My mother smiles thinly. ‘Of course, it was.” HumorFunnyFamilyHumourHumorousParentingMotherhoodMother And Son Book:A Matter of Life and Death Source: A Matter of Life and Death
“You don’t fancy a lock in, do you?’ Mike asks hopefully. Sharon touches a hand to her forehead. ‘Mike, I’ve been here since two o’clock this afternoon. I would rather shit in my hands and clap than stay here a second longer than I have to.” FunnyFriendshipHumourFriendsDrinkHumorousDrinkingFriendship Quotes Book:A Matter of Life and Death Source: A Matter of Life and Death