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“Why would you turn right on a red light when we can all just sit here behind you waiting to die... #AHOLE”

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Book:An A-Hole Goes To Work

Source: An A-Hole Goes To Work

“No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE”

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Book:An A-Hole Hosts a Dinner Party

Source: An A-Hole Hosts a Dinner Party

“Unless you're under 12 or into role playing, you shouldn't be wearing Mickey Mouse ears #AHOLE”

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Book:An A-Hole Goes On Vacation

Source: An A-Hole Goes On Vacation

“Hey wedding DJ, there is no way in hell I'm paying you $1,000 when all you're doing is plugging your iPod into the sound system #AHOLE”

Marriage Dance Wedding Etiquette Dj Ahole

Book:An A-Hole Gets Married

Source: An A-Hole Gets Married

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