“Then I realized that most of the world's problems stemmed from macho dickheadism, and if I cold defeat that I could save the world.” IfsWorldProblemColdDefeatI RealizedSave The WorldMacho Author:Carrie Vaughn
“I grinned at him. 'Jealous?' He grinned right back. 'That's a trick question. If I say yes you'll accuse me of being paranoid and unreasonable, and if I say no you'll make some defensive crack about how I don't think you're worth getting jealous over.' This is what I got for hooking up with a lawyer.” IfsThinkingLawyerTricksCracksJealousUnreasonableParanoid Author:Carrie Vaughn
“Next caller. Betty, you're on the air. What's your question ?" "Hi, Kitty. I just wanted to know, are you going out with that Cormac guy from last month?" My jaw dropped. "What?" "Are you going out with that Cormac guy?" "We are talking about the same Cormac who tried to kill me on the air, yes? the guy who hunts werewolves for a living ?" "Uh-huh." "And you want to know if I'm dating him ? Why on earth do you think that's a good idea?” IfsThinkingKnowsWantIdeasWantedEarthLastsGuyNextTalkingAirMonthsDatingGood IdeasGoing OutHuntsKill MeWerewolfKitties Author:Carrie Vaughn
“I punched to line. "Yes? What?" "Norville. It's Cormac. If you don't change the subject right now, I'm going to have to go over there and have a word with you.” IfsLinesSubjectsRight NowDon't Change Author:Carrie Vaughn
“If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday” IfsWorldMightVampireSomedayStereotypeTheatrics Author:Carrie Vaughn
