“Then I realized that most of the world's problems stemmed from macho dickheadism, and if I cold defeat that I could save the world.” IfsWorldProblemColdDefeatI RealizedSave The WorldMacho Author:Carrie Vaughn
“Now, what does a vampire do with a computer? Keep track of investments? Send e-mail to other vampires as you all plot to take over the world?” “I spend a lot of time on Wikipedia making corrections to the entries of historical figures I’ve known.” I blinked at him. “Really?” “No, Kitty. That was a joke.” WorldDoeKnownFiguresComputerJokesHistoricalInvestmentTrackVampirePlotMailEntryCorrectionsWikipediaKittiesHistorical Figure Author:Carrie Vaughn
“If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday” IfsWorldMightVampireSomedayStereotypeTheatrics Author:Carrie Vaughn
