“Next caller. Betty, you're on the air. What's your question ?" "Hi, Kitty. I just wanted to know, are you going out with that Cormac guy from last month?" My jaw dropped. "What?" "Are you going out with that Cormac guy?" "We are talking about the same Cormac who tried to kill me on the air, yes? the guy who hunts werewolves for a living ?" "Uh-huh." "And you want to know if I'm dating him ? Why on earth do you think that's a good idea?” IfsThinkingKnowsWantIdeasWantedEarthLastsGuyNextTalkingAirMonthsDatingGood IdeasGoing OutHuntsKill MeWerewolfKitties Author:Carrie Vaughn
“Now, what does a vampire do with a computer? Keep track of investments? Send e-mail to other vampires as you all plot to take over the world?” “I spend a lot of time on Wikipedia making corrections to the entries of historical figures I’ve known.” I blinked at him. “Really?” “No, Kitty. That was a joke.” WorldDoeKnownFiguresComputerJokesHistoricalInvestmentTrackVampirePlotMailEntryCorrectionsWikipediaKittiesHistorical Figure Author:Carrie Vaughn
“What the hell kind of name is Kitty for a werewolf?” KindNamesHellWerewolfKitties Author:Carrie Vaughn