“I imagined calling in to my own radio show: Yeah hi, I'm a werewolf, and I'm stuck in a cabin in the woods with another werewolf and a werewolf hunter.” ShowsMy OwnCallingYeahRadioWoodsStuckHuntersWerewolfCabinsCabin In The Woods Author:Carrie Vaughn
“I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body." "Well, yeah, that's kind of the definition." "No, really. I'm trapped." "Oh? When was the last time you shape-shifted?" "That's just it - I've never shape-shifted." "So you're not really a werewolf." "Not yet. But I was meant to be one, I just know it. How do I get a werewolf to attack me?" Stand in the middle of a forest under a full moon with a raw steak tied to your face, holding a sign that says, 'Eat me; I'm stupid'?” KnowsHumansWellsKindBodyLastsFacesMiddleStupidShapesMoonYeahDefinitionsForestsMeant To BeYour FaceTiedTrappedLast TimeHuman BodyWerewolfSteakWere Meant To BeFull Moon Author:Carrie Vaughn
“Next caller. Betty, you're on the air. What's your question ?" "Hi, Kitty. I just wanted to know, are you going out with that Cormac guy from last month?" My jaw dropped. "What?" "Are you going out with that Cormac guy?" "We are talking about the same Cormac who tried to kill me on the air, yes? the guy who hunts werewolves for a living ?" "Uh-huh." "And you want to know if I'm dating him ? Why on earth do you think that's a good idea?” IfsThinkingKnowsWantIdeasWantedEarthLastsGuyNextTalkingAirMonthsDatingGood IdeasGoing OutHuntsKill MeWerewolfKitties Author:Carrie Vaughn
“It doesn’t bother you that your canine brethren are being paraded around show rings like slaves?” “My canine brethren?” I said. “I don’thave any canine brethren.” “How can you say that! You’re a werewolf.” “That’s right. I’m a werewolf, not a poodle. What makes you think I have any kinship with dogs?” ThinkingSaidShowsDogSlaveRingsBotherMake You ThinkWerewolfBrethrenCanineKinshipPoodles Author:Carrie Vaughn
“... We're werewolves. We don't get to judge 'crazy.” CrazyJudgingWerewolf Book:Kitty Goes to War Source: Kitty Goes to War
“What the hell kind of name is Kitty for a werewolf?” KindNamesHellWerewolfKitties Author:Carrie Vaughn
