“A Black Belt under the Nogueira Brothers is like saying I got a free toy in my happy meal” BlackBrotherMealsToysBeltsBlack Belt Author:Chael Sonnen
“Listen Wanderlei, I will do a home invasion on you. I will cut the power to your house and the next thing you'll hear is me climbing up your stairs in a pair of night vision goggles I bought in the back of Soldier of Fortune magazine. I'll pick the lock to the master room door, take a picture of you in bed with the Nogueira brothers working on your 'jiu-jitsu'. I'll take said quote unquote photograph, post it at dorksfrombrazil.com, password - not required, username - not required. That, Wanderlei, is how you threaten someone. Dummy.” SaidHomeNightNextHouseRoomsVisionCuttingDoorsBrotherMastersBedPicksFortunePhotographSoldierMagazinesPostsPairsClimbingLocksInvasionStairsDummyJiu JitsuPasswordsClimbing UpGogglesNight Vision Author:Chael Sonnen
“I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus, this is a true story. There was a bus that pulled up to a red light, and Little Nog tried to feed it a carrot, while Big Nog was petting it. He thought it was a horse. This really happened. He tried to feed a bus a carrot, and now you're telling me this country has computers? I didn't know that.” KnowsFirstsLittlesCountryStoriesBigsLightAmericaHappenedBrotherComputerRedHorseTouchedBusVegasLas VegasTrue StoryCarrotsRed Lights Author:Chael Sonnen
