“My hands are heavy and most importantly they are very fast. I have been called the fastest white man alive. I don't work submissions and not because I am trying to prove something I'm just frankly not very good at 'em. I am very good at getting away. I've never fought anybody whether it was in practice or competition who could hold me down. Even if I thought I could get a submission I'm not laying underneath a grown man with my legs spread on worldwide T.V. Some guys subscribe to that theory but I am a Republican and we don't do that” IfsMenTryingHas BeensHandsGuyWhitePracticeAliveTheoryRepublicanProveCompetitionVery GoodHeavyLegsSpreadEmsGet AwayWhite ManSubmissionHold MeGrown Man Author:Chael Sonnen
“You know, these guys want to talk about God; 'Oh, I want to thank God. I want to thank God.' Listen, I'm a God-fearing man, go to church every Sunday and have since I was a boy. But if I ever found out that God cared one way or another about a borderline illegal fist-fight on Saturday night, I would be so greatly disappointed that it would make rethink my entire belief system.” IfsKnowsMenWayWantWould BeNightGuyFightingFoundBeliefChurchBoysOne WaySundayIllegalDisappointedThank GodSaturdayFistsSaturday NightBelief SystemsBorderlineGod Fearing Man Author:Chael Sonnen
“You're looking at the reflection of perfection. You're looking at the man who gets all your attention. You're looking at the man with the biggest arm. At the man, with the greatest charm, the man in Chicago who will do harm to the guy three doors down. Whatcha gonna do, when you know who? How ya gonna deal, with the man of steel? How ya gonna react to Sonnen's attack?” KnowsMenGuyThreeDealsAttentionDoorsHe ManArmsReflectionPerfectionHarmCharmChicagoSteel Author:Chael Sonnen
“Even if I thought I could get a submission I'm not laying underneath a grown man with my legs spread on worldwide TV. Some guys subscribe to that theory but I am a Republican and we don't do that.” IfsMenGuyTvsTheoryRepublicanLegsSpreadSubmissionGrown Man Author:Chael Sonnen
“My phone rings, they call me up and say, 'Chael, your testosterone level is too high.' I say, 'Well, how high was it?' They say, '0.7.' I said, 'What's normal?' They say, '0.6.'; I said, 'One-tenth? You're telling me I'm one-tenth higher than the average man? Re-test that - you must have caught me on a low day.'” MenWellsSaidLevelsHigherNormalLowsTestsAveragePhonesCaughtRingsCall MeAverage ManTestosterone Author:Chael Sonnen
“When I was young they used to call me 'The Foreman,' not because I was in charge but because I did the work of four men.” MenYoungUsedFourCall Me Author:Chael Sonnen
