“My hands are heavy and most importantly they are very fast. I have been called the fastest white man alive. I don't work submissions and not because I am trying to prove something I'm just frankly not very good at 'em. I am very good at getting away. I've never fought anybody whether it was in practice or competition who could hold me down. Even if I thought I could get a submission I'm not laying underneath a grown man with my legs spread on worldwide T.V. Some guys subscribe to that theory but I am a Republican and we don't do that” IfsMenTryingHas BeensHandsGuyWhitePracticeAliveTheoryRepublicanProveCompetitionVery GoodHeavyLegsSpreadEmsGet AwayWhite ManSubmissionHold MeGrown Man Author:Chael Sonnen
“I go to practice every day. I really don't have a training camp. In the boxing world, and that's where that came from, almost every time a guy would get out of the ring and he wouldn't break a sweat again until he went to his next training camp. He would do absolutely nothing until he started training for the next fight.” WorldGuyFightingNextBreakPracticeTrainingRingsBoxingCampsSweatAbsolutely NothingTraining Camp Author:Chael Sonnen
“As soon as you hear a fighter say, "I'm working smarter, not harder," you always want to bet against that guy. That mentality does not work. You have to work hard. And sometimes that means you are going to work too hard. You are going to decline. You are going to tear down your body and your muscle fibers. You are going to get sick.” WantMeanDoeSometimesHardBodyGuyTearsHard WorkSickHarderYour BodyFighterMusclesMentalityDeclineSmarterGoing To WorkThat GuyFiber Author:Chael Sonnen
“You know, these guys want to talk about God; 'Oh, I want to thank God. I want to thank God.' Listen, I'm a God-fearing man, go to church every Sunday and have since I was a boy. But if I ever found out that God cared one way or another about a borderline illegal fist-fight on Saturday night, I would be so greatly disappointed that it would make rethink my entire belief system.” IfsKnowsMenWayWantWould BeNightGuyFightingFoundBeliefChurchBoysOne WaySundayIllegalDisappointedThank GodSaturdayFistsSaturday NightBelief SystemsBorderlineGod Fearing Man Author:Chael Sonnen
“You're looking at the reflection of perfection. You're looking at the man who gets all your attention. You're looking at the man with the biggest arm. At the man, with the greatest charm, the man in Chicago who will do harm to the guy three doors down. Whatcha gonna do, when you know who? How ya gonna deal, with the man of steel? How ya gonna react to Sonnen's attack?” KnowsMenGuyThreeDealsAttentionDoorsHe ManArmsReflectionPerfectionHarmCharmChicagoSteel Author:Chael Sonnen
“Even if I thought I could get a submission I'm not laying underneath a grown man with my legs spread on worldwide TV. Some guys subscribe to that theory but I am a Republican and we don't do that.” IfsMenGuyTvsTheoryRepublicanLegsSpreadSubmissionGrown Man Author:Chael Sonnen
“If Brock Lesnar was here right now, I'd take my boot off and throw it at him, and he'd better polish it up before he brings it back to me. Talking about he's the baddest guy in the UFC? Brock, quit eating so many raw eggs and doing push-ups because it's affecting your realm of reality. Are you kidding me? I'd slap you in your face, and you wouldn't do anything. 'I'm Brock Lesnar. I've got this $5 haircut and a knife tattooed on my chest.' I'll shove it up your face if you get in Chael Sonnen's way.” IfsWayRealityFacesGuyTalkingRight NowEatingQuittingRealmsEggsChestsYour FaceKnivesBootsPolishSlapHaircutsTattooedUfcPush Ups Author:Chael Sonnen
“I should be the reigning champion. I punch a guy 300 times, he punches me a couple and they call him the champion? In what parallel universe does that make you the winner? I am the champion. I’ve been the champion. Anderson’s ribs have the exact same problem that his hands and his feet have, they’re attached to a cowardly person.” ShouldPersonsDoeProblemHandsGuyUniverseFeetCoupleWinnerChampionParallelsCowardlyRibsParallel Universe Author:Chael Sonnen
“Machida is not a bad guy; he's a victim of the brazilian education system. There are better ways to get electrolytes than drinking piss.” WayGuyVictimDrinkingBad GuysBetter WaysEducation System Author:Chael Sonnen
