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Radio Mustard: Book One: The Weight

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“grown men who wear water shoes to the grocery store deserve all the scorn which is heaped upon them”

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“this coffee tasted to good it made Agnes Shepherd cry”

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“One day John J. Eastwood said, “There is a bad guy in town.” He said, “I want to fight him.” “First”, he said, “I’m going to have some whiskey.” Then he went outside and started a fight. But he got shot. But he didn’t really get shot. But he killed a hot dog! The next day he was dead. We had his funeral..... Kids, this is about westerns”

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“Cousin Stupidd is here, he has inoperable brain cancer....I just put a pillow over his face”

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