“3 people get stranded on a remote Island A Banker, a Daily Mail reader & an Asylum seeker All they have to eat is a box of 10 Mars bars The Banker says "Because of my expertise in asset management, I''ll look after our resources" The other 2 agree So the Banker opens the box, gobbles down 9 of the Mars bars and hands the last one to the Daily Mail reader He then says " I'd keep an eye on that Asylum seeker, he's after your Mars Bar” PeopleLooksHandsEyeLastsReaderResourcesManagementAgreeBoxesBarsIslandsAssetsMailMarsSeekersBankersExpertiseAsylumsStrandedAsylum SeekersDaily Mail Author:Christopher Brookmyre
“People didn't really like McDonald's, same as her mum didn't really like Catholicism, but when you were new in town, at least it was a known quantity. So that'll be a Quarter-Pounder and a Communion Wafer meal-deal to go.” PeopleDealsKnownTownsMealsCatholicismQuartersQuantityMumCommunionMcdonalds Book:Pandaemonium Source: Pandaemonium
