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Christopher Brookmyre

Christopher Brookmyre Books

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Christopher Brookmyre, born on September 6, 1968, is a renowned Scottish novelist. His works are known for their dark humor and suspense elements, which have won him a wide audience.

Be My Enemy

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Bedlam

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Not the End of the World

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Pandaemonium

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Quite Ugly One Morning

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“I mean, I've known you a few days longer than she has and I don't fucking trust you." "Yeah, but you're paid not to trust me." "I wouldn't trust you in my spare time either.”

Author:Christopher Brookmyre

“He felt water run down his back from the damp brickwork he was sitting against, and as he worried distantly about corrosion he realised you can always fall a little further. A moment ago he thought he'd bottomed out, but now he was concerned about personal rust. Mother of fuck.”

Book:Bedlam

Source: Bedlam

“Is it colour?’ ‘Oh yes.’ ‘You don’t let me down.You are my ambassador to pr0n, man.”

Humour Pornography Nerddom

Book:Be My Enemy

Source: Be My Enemy

“Just because you disagreed with the Poll Tax and detested Margaret Thatcher—" "Detest is a little inappropriate," Parlabane said. "Maybe closer to say I spent the entire Eighties wishing I was pissing on her rotting corpse.”

Politics Humour Lanuage

Book:Be My Enemy

Source: Be My Enemy

“... when they hear hooves they look for zebras instead of horses”

Horses Zebras Hooves

Book:Quite Ugly One Morning

Source: Quite Ugly One Morning

“Truth was, if you were going to believe something, it was best to believe in stuff that made the world seem a more interesting place.”

Ifs World Believe Made Seems Stuff Interesting Interesting Places

Book:Not the End of the World

Source: Not the End of the World

“Just for a while": Death's opening chat-up line in His great seduction, before he drugged you with soporific comforts, distracted you with minor luxuries and ensnared you with long-term payment plans. Join the Rat Race "just for a while." Concentrate on your career "just for a while." Move in with your girlfriend "just for a while." Find a bigger place, out in the burbs "just for a while." Lie down in that wooden box "just for a while.”

Long Moving Lying Term Lines Race Careers Plans Comfort Bigger Boxes Opening Luxury Long Term Girlfriend Minors Rats Seduction Distracted Payment Rat Race Your Girlfriend

Author:Christopher Brookmyre

“3 people get stranded on a remote Island A Banker, a Daily Mail reader & an Asylum seeker All they have to eat is a box of 10 Mars bars The Banker says "Because of my expertise in asset management, I''ll look after our resources" The other 2 agree So the Banker opens the box, gobbles down 9 of the Mars bars and hands the last one to the Daily Mail reader He then says " I'd keep an eye on that Asylum seeker, he's after your Mars Bar”

People Looks Hands Eye Lasts Reader Resources Management Agree Boxes Bars Islands Assets Mail Mars Seekers Bankers Expertise Asylums Stranded Asylum Seekers Daily Mail

Author:Christopher Brookmyre

“People didn't really like McDonald's, same as her mum didn't really like Catholicism, but when you were new in town, at least it was a known quantity. So that'll be a Quarter-Pounder and a Communion Wafer meal-deal to go.”

People Deals Known Towns Meals Catholicism Quarters Quantity Mum Communion Mcdonalds

Book:Pandaemonium

Source: Pandaemonium

“My reaction to your news is delighted astonishment that Lanark has been judged more popular than a book by Ian Rankin, and only regret that this wonderful honour had no money attached to it!”

Has Beens Book Wonderful Regret News Reactions Honour Judged Delighted No Money Astonishment

Author:Christopher Brookmyre

About the Author

Born: September 6, 1968
Known for: Novelist
Quotes: 10

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