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Christopher Moore, born in 1957, is an American writer known for his humorous, satirical, and fantastical works.

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“He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.”

Mean Guy Method Kicks Kung Fu

Author:Christopher Moore

“Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.”

Wells Guy Perfect Nobody's Perfect

Author:Christopher Moore

“Like most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.”

Guy Realizing Males Attraction Good Guy Beta

Author:Christopher Moore

“It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.”

Guy Difficult Rooms Buddhism Angry Orange Robes

Book:Lamb: A Novel

Source: Lamb: A Novel

“It's about average for us. Behavior always draws more than survey. We're the sexy ones,' Nate said with a grin. Amy snorted. 'Oh, yeah, you guys are the Mae Wests of the nerd world.' We're action nerds,' Nate said. 'Adventure nerds. Nerds of romance.”

World Said Action Romance Guy Adventure Behavior Draws Yeah West Average Sexy Nerd Surveys Amy Mae

Book:Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings

Source: Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings

“Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing in a puddle with excitement, but I'm sort of in a bad mood tonight, so take this bag and give me the fu**ing paper before I pop your head like a zit. He said, you're a lesbian, aren't you?”

Ifs Giving Said Guy Week Couple Mets Paper Standing Give Me Pops Mood Excitement Tonight Bags Unemployed Illiterate Puddles Bad Mood Zits

Author:Christopher Moore

“...One time you take a hundred thousand dollars and let a vampire go, the whole world turns on you like you're some kind of bad guy.”

World Kind Whole Guy Turns Like You Thousand Hundred Dollars Whole World Vampire One Time Bad Guys

Book:You Suck

Source: You Suck

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Born: 1957
Known for: Writer
Quotes: 263

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