“From Dickens's cockneys to Salinger's phonies, from Kerouac's beatniks to Cheech and Chong's freaks, and on to hip hop's homies, dialect has always been used as a way for generations to distinguish themselves.” WayUsedGenerationsHip HopHipsHopsFreakPhonyDickensDialectBeatnikSalingerCockneysHomies Author:Christopher Moore
“It was watching Madeline Alby eat cheese with every ounce of her being, like it was the first and best time, that made him realize that he had never really tasted cheese, or crackers, or life. And he didn't want his daughter to live that way. He'd moved her into her own room the night before...He hadn't slept well, and had gotten up five times during the night to check on her, only to find her sleeping peacefully, but he could lose a little sleep if Sophie could go through life without his fears and limitations. He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life.” IfsWayWantFirstsWellsLittlesMadeWantedNightRealizingLosesSleepRoomsFiveDaughterMovedChecksLimitationGloriousCheeseSophieBest TimesCrackersMadeline Author:Christopher Moore
“Charlie had Sophie strapped to his chest like a terrorist baby bomb when he came down the back steps. She had just gotten to the point where she could hold up her head, so he had strapped her in face-out so she could look around. The way her arms and legs waved around as Charlie walked, she looked as if she was skydiving and using a skinny nerd as a parachute.” IfsWayLooksFacesStepsBabyArmsLegsTerroristBombsChestsNerdSkinnyCharlieSophieParachutesArms And LegsSkydiving Author:Christopher Moore
“Kayso, it turns out that driving an actual car is way harder than it is in 'Grand Theft Auto: Zombie Hooker Smackdown.” WayTurnsCarHarderDrivingZombieTheftGrand Theft Auto Author:Christopher Moore
“...then he looked at my T-shirt and saw Byron's picture on it and he quoted "She Walks in Beauty," which is like my favorite poem next to the one by Baudelaire about his girlfriend being nothing but worm food, except that Lily called that one first because Baudelaire is her fave poet and so she got the shirt with him on it, even though Byron is way more scrumptious and I would do him on sharp gravel if I had the chance. --from The Chronicles of Abby Normal” IfsWayFirstsNextChanceWalksSawsPoetNormalMy FavoriteShirtsGirlfriendWormsT ShirtLiliesChroniclesGravelAbbyByronBaudelaireFave Book:You Suck Source: You Suck
“No theory ever benefited by the application of data, Amy. Data kills theories. A theory has no better time than when it's lying there naked, pure, unsullied by facts. Let's just keep it that way for a while." "So you don't really have a theory?" "Clueless." "You lying bag of fish heads." "I can fire you, you know. Even if Clay was the one that hired you, I'm not totally superfluous to this operation yet. I'm kind of in charge. I can fire you. Then how will you live?" "I'm not getting paid." "See, right there. Perfectly good concept ruined by the application of fact.” IfsKnowsWayKindI CanFactsLyingFireTheoryPureConceptsPaidFishesNakedDataOperationsBagsApplicationRuinedClaySuperfluousAmyCluelessPerfectly Good Author:Christopher Moore
“A woman’s magazine quiz: Question: You decide to do the dread deed and just as things are starting to get hot he comes, rolls over, and asks, “Was it good for you?” You: a. Say, “God, yes! That was the best seventeen seconds of my life” b. Say, “Sure, as good as it gets for me with a man.” c. Put a Certs in your navel and say, “That’s for you, Mr. Bunnyman. You can have it on your way back up, after the job is finished” MenWayJobsAsksHotStartingDeedsFinishedMagazinesSecondsDreadSeventeenNavelQuizGood As It Gets Author:Christopher Moore
