“Certains ont l’air honnête, mais quand ils te serrent la main, tu as intérêt à recompter tes doigts. Some may look honest, but when you shake their hand, you had better count your fingers.” HonestyDeceitCunningSelf PreservationTwo Facedness Author:Coluche
“Mesdames, un conseil. Si vous cherchez un homme beau, riche et intelligent... Prenez-en trois !" Ladies, a word of advice. If you're looking for a handsome, rich and intelligent man… Take three!” LoveHumorRelationshipChoiceFinding LoveAdvice For Women Author:Coluche
“Dans la vie y'a pas de grands, y'a pas de petits. La bonne longueur pour les jambes, c'est quand les pieds touchent par terre. In life, there are no tall or short people. The right length for a person's legs is when their feet touch the ground.” HumorFunnyComedyHeightInsecuritySelf Acceptance Author:Coluche
“La dictature c'est "Ferme ta gueule !", la démocratie c'est "Cause toujours !” DemocracyDemocraciesDictature Author:Coluche
“Les psychiatres, c'est très efficace. Moi, avant, je pissais au lit, j'avais honte. Je suis allé voir un psychiatre, je suis guéri. Maintenant, je pisse au lit, mais j'en suis fier. Psychiatrists are very efficient. Before, I used to wet the bed. I went to see a psychiatrist, and was cured. Now, when I wet the bed, I'm proud of it.” HumorFunnyHealingPsychologyComedyPrideShamePsychiatryCrude Humor Author:Coluche
“The Pope doesn't believe in God; Did you ever see a conjurer who believed in Magic ?” BelieveMagicBelieve In GodPope Author:Coluche