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Don Rickles, born on May 8, 1926, was a renowned American comedian. Known for his unique style of humor and witty banter, Rickles made a name for himself in television, film, and nightclubs. His comedic talent brought laughter to audiences worldwide.

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Famous Don Rickles Quotes

“I don't care if the average guy on the street really knows what I'm like, as long as he knows I'm not really a mean, vicious guy. My friends and family know what I'm really like. That's what's important.”

Ifs Knows Mean Long Important Care Guy Streets My Friends Average Don't Care I Don't Care Family And Friends Vicious What's Important

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“Women were afraid of me, they were scared to death. But I always say be yourself, if you're funny then let your sense of humor go there. I mean there's no sense hiding what you feel.”

Ifs Feels Mean Scared Being Yourself Sense Of Humor Hiding

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“I always enjoy being full of fun, but I have my serious moments. Some women go for the studious kind of guy, I certainly was not that. If a girl is looking for somebody different and maybe a little more exciting for themselves - someone more on the fun side, I would suggest that they look for a type like Don Rickles.”

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“Showbiz is great if you're successful.”

Ifs Success Successful Showbiz

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“I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and said, "Don, get up at a party and tell a joke," I'm the worst.”

Ifs Believe Said I Can Bigs Party Worst Thousand Jokes Get Up Bucks

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“I've never walked off stage and said, I shouldn't have done that. Because when you do what I do, you're like a fighter. You throw the right hand and say, That's what got me to this dance. You can't have doubt. If you have doubt, there's no show.”

Ifs Said Done Shows Hands Doubt Stage Fighter

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“I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.”

Ifs Years Dies Mistake Forty Accountants

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“If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny.”

People Ifs Mean Insult

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“I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.”

Ifs Knows Problem Light Know How Tvs Goes On Midnight Blink

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“Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich.”

Ifs Want Rooms Pay Clubs Sandwiches Room Service

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“Regis Philbin is very successful in his own right. We have a new thing where he have chairs and we sit and talk to each other about my career and his career. It works pretty well if I do say so.”

Ifs Wells Careers Successful Chairs New Things

Author:Don Rickles

“They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.”

Ifs Use Fun Hurt Sitting Insult Insecurity

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“I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.”

Ifs Thinking Walks Rooms Picks Doctors Quitting Therapy Couches

Author:Don Rickles

About the Author

Born: May 8, 1926
Died: April 6, 2017
Known for: Comedian
Quotes: 115

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