“I never saw a purple cow; I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.” I CanHopeFunSawsCowsPurple Author:Gelett Burgess
“Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow" - I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it!” IfsWritingI CanSorryCowsI'm SorryPurple Author:Gelett Burgess