“Hello, IT... Have you tried turning it off and on again?... OK, well, the button on the side. Is it glowing?... Yeah, you need to turn it on.... Err, the button turns it on.... Yeah, you do know how a button works, don't you?... No, not on clothes... I'm sorry, are you from the past?” HumourThe It CrowdGraham LinehanTv Comedy Author:Graham Linehan
“I think films would get a lot better if people paid leaving the cinema. There's a whole business plan of opening terrible films in hundreds of cinemas and then closing them when the word of mouth gets out.” PeopleIfsThinkingWholeFilmPlansTerribleMouthsPaidLeavingOpeningCinemaClosingBusiness PlanWord Of Mouth Author:Graham Linehan
“Whenever you see someone react to something they're reading on their phone, that's life being lived.” ReadingPhones Author:Graham Linehan
“The nepotism there is the stuff of legend... It just seems to be a place where people get paid to sit in a building.” PeopleSeemsStuffBuildingPaidLegendsNepotism Author:Graham Linehan
“It's frightening that skepticism has to be a movement, because you're just arguing that reality is reality. What a waste of energy, in a way.” WayRealityEnergyMovementWasteArguingFrighteningSkepticism Author:Graham Linehan
