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“Hello, IT... Have you tried turning it off and on again?... OK, well, the button on the side. Is it glowing?... Yeah, you need to turn it on.... Err, the button turns it on.... Yeah, you do know how a button works, don't you?... No, not on clothes... I'm sorry, are you from the past?”

Quote by Graham Linehan

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Graham Linehan is a British television writer known for his distinctive humor style and profound character development. His works include 'The Office', 'Black Mirror', and 'Yes, Prime Minister!' among others. more

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