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“I always feel that nothing is so soothing as a walk in a garden at night." "Ha!" "The cool air. The scent of growing things. That is tobacco plant which you can smell, sir." "Is it?" "The stars, sir. "Stars?" "Yes, sir." "What about them? I was merely directing your attention to them, sir. Look how the floor of heaven is thick inlaid with patines of bright gold. Theres not the smallest orb which thou beholdest, sir, but in his motion like an angel sings, still quiring to the young-eyed cherubims.”

Humor Stars Jeeves And Wooster

Book:Joy in the Morning

Source: Joy in the Morning

“Feminine psychology is admittedly odd, sir. The poet Pope..." "Never mind about the poet Pope, Jeeves." "No, sir." "There are times when one wants to hear all about the poet Pope and times when one doesn't." "Very true, sir.”

Humor Poets Jeeves Jeeves And Wooster Bertie Wooster Alexander Pope

Author:P.G. Wodehouse

“I said, 'Don't talk rot, Old Tom Travers." "I am not accustomed to talk rot," he said. "Then, for a beginner," I said, "you do it dashed well.”

Humor Humour English Jeeves Retort Jeeves And Wooster

Book:Right Ho, Jeeves

Source: Right Ho, Jeeves

“You know, with the most charitable feelings towards him, there are moments when you can't help thinking that young Bingo ought to be in some sort of a home.”

Comedy Humour Jeeves And Wooster Bingo Little

Book:The Inimitable Jeeves

Source: The Inimitable Jeeves

“The kid is a pest, a wart, and a pot of poison, and should be strangled!”

Comedy Humour Jeeves And Wooster

Book:The Inimitable Jeeves

Source: The Inimitable Jeeves

“Jeeves tells me you want to talk to me about something,' I said. 'Eh?' said Bingo, with a start. 'Oh yes, yes. Yes.' I waited for him to unleash the topic of the day, but he didn't seem to want to get along. Conversation languished. He stared straight ahead of him in a glassy sort of manner. 'I say, Bertie,' he said, after a pause of about an hour and a quarter. 'Hallo!' 'Do you like the name Mabel?' 'No.”

Comedy Humour P G Wodehouse Jeeves And Wooster Bingo Little

Book:The Inimitable Jeeves

Source: The Inimitable Jeeves

“The boy is a flier." "How do you know?" Jeeves coughed, and there was a dreamy look in his eye. "I was as much astonished as yourself, sir, when I first became aware of the lad's capabilities. I happened to pursue him one morning with the intention of fetching him a clip on the side of the head-”

Comedy Humour Jeeves And Wooster

Author:P.G.Wodehouse

“- Were you never a child? - Briefly, sir. The predicament proved unavoidable.”

Childhood Jeeves And Wooster

Book:Jeeves and the Leap of Faith

Source: Jeeves and the Leap of Faith

“Jeeves, of course, is a gentleman’s gentlemen, not a butler, but if the call comes, he can buttle with the best of them.”

Butler Jeeves And Wooster

Book:Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves

Source: Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves

“Jeeves," I said. "A rummy communication has arrived. From Mr. Glossop." "Indeed, sir?" "I will read it to you. Handed in at Upper Bleaching. Message runs as follows: When you come tomorrow, bring my football boots. Also, if humanly possible, Irish water-spaniel. Urgent. Regards. Tuppy. "What do you make of that, Jeeves?" "As I interpret the document, sir, Mr. Glossop wishes you, when you come tomorrow, to bring his football boots. Also, if humanly possible, an Irish water-spaniel. He hints that the matter is urgent, and sends his regards." "Yes, that is how I read it. But why football boots?" "Perhaps Mr. Glossop wishes to play football, sir.”

Humor Football Message Jeeves Jeeves And Wooster Telegram Bertie Wooster

Book:Very Good, Jeeves!

Source: Very Good, Jeeves!