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“You know, with the most charitable feelings towards him, there are moments when you can't help thinking that young Bingo ought to be in some sort of a home.”

Book:The Inimitable Jeeves

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“Jeeves tells me you want to talk to me about something,' I said. 'Eh?' said Bingo, with a start. 'Oh yes, yes. Yes.' I waited for him to unleash the topic of the day, but he didn't seem to want to get along. Conversation languished. He stared straight ahead of him in a glassy sort of manner. 'I say, Bertie,' he said, after a pause of about an hour and a quarter. 'Hallo!' 'Do you like the name Mabel?' 'No.”

Comedy Humour P G Wodehouse Jeeves And Wooster Bingo Little

Book:The Inimitable Jeeves

Source: The Inimitable Jeeves

“Have you ever been struck by a sudden desire for—soup?”

Humour Frogs Random

Author:Aristophanes (Playwright)

“Don't worry,' he said. 'I'm on your side. A violent death is the last thing that'll happen to you.”

Humour Discworld Pun Wordplay

Book:Hogfather

Source: Hogfather

“Whenever five or six English-speaking people meet around a fire on Christmas Eve, they start telling each other ghost stories. Nothing satisfies us on Christmas Eve but to hear each other tell authentic anecdotes about spectres. It is a genial, festive season, and we love to muse upon graves, and dead bodies, and murders and blood.”

Humour Christmas Ghosts

Author:Jerome K. Jerome

“I spit on your happiness! I spit on your idea of life--that life that must go on, come what may. You are all like dogs that lick everything they smell. You with your promise of a humdrum happiness--provided a person doesn't ask much of life. I want everything of life, I do; and I want it now! I want it total, complete: otherwise I reject it! I will not be moderate. I will not be satisfied with the bit of cake you offer me if I promise to be a good little girl. I want to be sure of everything this very day; sure that everything will be as beautiful as when I was a little girl. If not, I want to die!”

Happiness Hope Society Cynicism

Book:Antigone

Source: Antigone

“Who could forget that brave little goldfish standing up to sharks?”

Humour Paranormal Romance Reverse Harem Romance

Book:Tears of Salt

Source: Tears of Salt

“Mrs. Plinth shook her head. “No. No. Your cousin’s his only friend.” How sad, thought Coriolanus. To have no friends.”

Humor Humour Damn Lol

Book:The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes

Source: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes

“The boy is a flier." "How do you know?" Jeeves coughed, and there was a dreamy look in his eye. "I was as much astonished as yourself, sir, when I first became aware of the lad's capabilities. I happened to pursue him one morning with the intention of fetching him a clip on the side of the head-”

Comedy Humour Jeeves And Wooster

Author:P.G.Wodehouse

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