“You don't go home and talk about the great tennis courts that you played, but you do talk about the golf courses you played.” HomeCoursesCourtGolfTennisGolf CourseTennis CourtsGreat Tennis Author:Hank Ketcham
“Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it.” InspirationalEnjoyCynicalFlatteryFlatteringGumFlatteredChewingChewing GumBubble Gum Author:Hank Ketcham
“Just because I didn't do what you told me, doesn't mean I wasn't listening to you!” MeanListening Author:Hank Ketcham
“Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything.” MeanHumanityAnimalCatFelineFunny CatPurringPurring CatsAloha Author:Hank Ketcham
“Dennis to friend: No use crying, Joey. There aren't any grownups around.” UseFriendshipCryGrownupsJoey Author:Hank Ketcham
“Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity - or you burn yourself out.” PeopleIfsThinkingIdeasHumorSettlingSurroundMediocrityThinking Clearly Author:Hank Ketcham