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“Rhiannon's Law #14: There is a reason the truth hurts. When you cease to feel the sting, it means you've stopped caring. And damn, wouldn't that be a total fucking waste?”

Truth Rhiannon Ja Saare Renfield Syndrome

Book:The Renfield Syndrome

Source: The Renfield Syndrome

“If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth”

Humor Funny Humour

Book:Dead, Undead, or Somewhere in Between

Source: Dead, Undead, or Somewhere in Between

“Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That shit is liable to tear you arm off.”

Humor Funny Humour Rabbit Dicta

Book:Dead, Undead, or Somewhere in Between

Source: Dead, Undead, or Somewhere in Between

“Have you always been so refined? Your attitude and that mouth.” He sucked air through his teeth and grimaced. “Do you kiss your Mother with it?” I answered like the smart ass he knew I was. “I did before she died. Of course, my mouth was clean back then. It took years of trial and error to blossom into the fine outstanding young woman you see before you today.”

Romance Contemporary Vampire Kick Butt

Book:Dead, Undead, or Somewhere in Between

Source: Dead, Undead, or Somewhere in Between

“Well, well, well. Tickle my Elmo ass silly. I was sitting across from a person who enjoyed talking to dead people, and if they wouldn’t talk, then by God, he’d just wake their corpses up instead. Next to him was a moody, chain-smoking vampire who just might be bipolar and smoked like a corncob pipe.”

Romance Contemporary Vampires Ghosts Necromancy Kick Butt

Book:Dead, Undead, or Somewhere in Between

Source: Dead, Undead, or Somewhere in Between