“If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth” HumorFunnyHumour Book:Dead, Undead, or Somewhere in Between Source: Dead, Undead, or Somewhere in Between
“Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That shit is liable to tear you arm off.” HumorFunnyHumourRabbitDicta Book:Dead, Undead, or Somewhere in Between Source: Dead, Undead, or Somewhere in Between