“Always warm up the audience with a joke....If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a joke.” IfsPersonsAudienceJokesWarm Author:Jacob M. Appel
“The boss is never your friend, even if you're sleeping with him.” IfsSleepBoss Author:Jacob M. Appel
“Much as constitutional guarantees of press freedom do little good for prospective publishers if they do not have access to paper or ink, the right to aid in dying is strikingly useless if nobody is willing to help.” IfsLittlesHelpingDyingWillingPaperPressesAidsAccessUselessGuaranteesPublishersInkFreedom Of The Press Author:Jacob M. Appel
“If freedom means anything at all, it is the right to primacy in regard to sexuality, reproduction, medical care and death.” IfsMeanCareRegardSexualityMedicalReproductionMedical CarePrimacy Author:Jacob M. Appel
“Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.” IfsCleanOptimisticUnderwearBeing OptimisticClean Underwear Author:Jacob M. Appel
“If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises.” IfsThinkingMenGivingWellsProblemSolveHammers Author:Jacob M. Appel
“If God wanted teenagers to be abstinent, puberty would begin at twenty.” IfsWantedTwentiesTeenagerPuberty Author:Jacob M. Appel
