Phoning Home: Essays
A source page for quotes linked to Jacob M. Appel.
“I have vicarious morning sickness. Other people's babies make me nauseous.”
“The boss is never your friend, even if you're sleeping with him.”
“I used to dream of true love; now I'm open to false, but convincing.”
“Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.”
“If God wanted teenagers to be abstinent, puberty would begin at twenty.”
“Patriotism is being convinced your country is better because you were born in it.”
“Never make enemies of anyone younger or healthier than you are. They write your history.”
“Catholic extremism should be resisted as fiercely at home as we oppose the Taliban abroad.”