“I have vicarious morning sickness. Other people's babies make me nauseous.”
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Famous Jacob M. Appel Quotes
Source: The Magic Laundry
Source: The Biology of Luck
Source: The Man Who Wouldn't Stand Up
Source: Scouting for the Reaper
“The boss is never your friend, even if you're sleeping with him.”
Source: Phoning Home: Essays
“I used to dream of true love; now I'm open to false, but convincing.”
“Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.”
Source: Phoning Home: Essays
Source: Phoning Home: Essays
Source: Phoning Home: Essays
“If God wanted teenagers to be abstinent, puberty would begin at twenty.”
“Patriotism is being convinced your country is better because you were born in it.”
“Never make enemies of anyone younger or healthier than you are. They write your history.”
“Catholic extremism should be resisted as fiercely at home as we oppose the Taliban abroad.”
