“Tomorrow we go back to normal?" "Sure," Mab said. "It'll be like none of this happened. Except I'll still be pregnant, and you'll still be making dragons, and Glenda will still be pretending that Dreamland is Cancun, and Weaver will still own the only green velvet demon in captivity. Other than that, perfectly normal." "I just meant no demons trying to kill us," Cindy said. "My baseline for normal is a lot lower than yours.” TryingSaidStillsHappenedTomorrowNormalGreenDemonDragonsPretendingPregnantVelvetCaptivityWeaversCindyPerfectly NormalDreamlandCancun Author:Jennifer Crusie
“Trying to seduce Alec at all was a waste of time; he came preseduced anyway. Like a microwave entrée. You pressed his buttons, and he got hot.” TryingWasteHotWasting TimeButtonsSeducingMicrowaves Book:Trust Me on This Source: Trust Me on This
“What i'm trying to tell you," Min said, "is that im going to grow up to be one of those chubby old ladies. It's in my genes. Like self raising flour. i'm going to pouf." "thats going to work out well for me," Cal said. "because i'm going to grow up to be one of those horny old men who chases chubby old ladies around the couch.” MenTryingWellsSaidSelfGrowsGrowing UpWork OutOld ManGenesGoing To WorkCouchesOld LadyHornyFlour Author:Jennifer Crusie
“Sophie held the [hand]cuffs higher, hopint to instill some sense of shame, if not in him, then at least in herself. One look at him and she wanted him again. "I found them in the bed." "That makes sense," Phin said. "That's where I lost them." "I'd ask what you were doing with them," Sophie said, trying not to sound bitchy, "but I probably don't want to know, do I?" "Sure you do. It was exciting and different and depraved." Phin nodded toward the stairs. "Go put them someplace we can find them, and I'll show you later.” IfsKnowsWantTryingLooksSaidDifferentShowsHandsWantedAsksFoundLostSoundHigherBedExcitingShameMake SenseStairsSophieInstillDepravedCuffs Author:Jennifer Crusie
“If you haven't failed, you're not trying hard enough.” IfsTryingHardEnoughHavensTrying Hard Book:Trust Me on This Source: Trust Me on This
