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Jennifer Crusie, born in 1949, is a renowned American female author. Her works are known for their humor, wit, and profound emotional descriptions, which have won her a large following among readers.

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“North is a powerful man, and you're still connected to him." Flo frowned. "Probably sexual memory, those Capricorns are insatiable. Well, you know. Sea Goat. And of course, you're a Fish. You'll end up back in bed with him." Andie slammed the car door. "You know what I'd like for Christmas, Flo? Boundaries. You can gift me early if you'd like.”

Ifs Knows Men Wells Stills Ends Courses Memories Powerful Doors Sea Car Bed Fishes Connected Boundaries Goats Insatiable Powerful Man Capricorns

Book:Fast Women

Source: Fast Women

“As far as I'm concerned the last good man went when Elvis died.”

Men Lasts Concerned Died Good Man

Author:Jennifer Crusie

“Where were all the women gamblers? It wasn't as if being a woman wasn't a huge risk all by itself. Twenty-eight percent of female homocide victims were killed by husbands or lovers. Which, come to think of it, was probably why there weren't any women gamblers. Living with men was enough of a gamble.”

Ifs Thinking Men Enough Risk Huge Lovers Husband Percent Female Twenties Victim Eight Gamble Being A Woman

Book:Welcome to Temptation/Bet Me

Source: Welcome to Temptation/Bet Me

“It's a good thing he broke up with you because now you're free for when the right man finds you. Your prince is on his way." "Right. I'm sure he was on his way but a truck hit him.”

Men Way Good Things Broke Truck Broke Up Right Man

Book:Crazy for You

Source: Crazy for You

“What i'm trying to tell you," Min said, "is that im going to grow up to be one of those chubby old ladies. It's in my genes. Like self raising flour. i'm going to pouf." "thats going to work out well for me," Cal said. "because i'm going to grow up to be one of those horny old men who chases chubby old ladies around the couch.”

Men Trying Wells Said Self Grows Growing Up Work Out Old Man Genes Going To Work Couches Old Lady Horny Flour

Author:Jennifer Crusie

“Look, Mother, I am never going to be thin. I'm Norwegian. If you wanted a thin daughter, you should not have married a man whose female ancestors carried cows home from the pasture”

Ifs Men Should Looks Home Wanted Mother Married Daughter Female Ancestor Cows Pastures Norwegians

Book:Bet Me

Source: Bet Me

“In the bad old days, men kept women from choosing to work. In the bad new days, women keep women from choosing to stay home.”

Men Home New Day Old Days Kept Woman

Book:Manhunting

Source: Manhunting

About the Author

Born: 1949
Known for: Author
Quotes: 123

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Agnes and the HitmanRelated source material

Bet MeRelated source material

Welcome to Temptation/Bet MeRelated source material

Faking ItRelated source material

ManhuntingRelated source material

What the Lady WantsRelated source material

Getting Rid Of BradleyRelated source material

Strange BedpersonsRelated source material

Maybe This TimeRelated source material

Blogger Bundle Volume VIII: SBTB's Harlequins That Hooked You: Anyone But You\Prince Joe\The Millionaire's Indecent Proposal\An Officer and a Gentleman\Keeping Annie SafeRelated source material

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