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Jeremy Robert Johnson, born on September 21, 1977, is a talented writer whose works span various literary genres, including novels, essays, and poetry. Johnson is known for his profound themes and unique narrative style, which have won him a wide readership.

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“Well, Hindsight, have you ever heard of the term Busy Idiot?”

Busy Idiot Hindsight

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“Took to typing as quickly and loudly as possible and yelling, “I’m in!” when accessing basic programs. Made me feel like a hacker.”

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“And his dick looks like a hot dog that got hit with a sledgehammer and sewn back together by a blind lady.” “Thanks, Port.” “You’re welcome, D.”

Hot Dog Dick Blind Lady Sledgehammer

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“Quiet customers get served first.”

Quiet Customers Served

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“Somewhere, floating in a muddled abstraction beyond your existence as a generally good person, are the Externalities. Fuck ’em and God Bless ’em.”

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“They’d insert a probe into the patient’s head to press the nodule and the patient’s immediate response would be to shout out, “FUCK IT! WHY NOT?”

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“This is a jury of your peers. They watch the same TV movies. They belong to Oprah’s Book Club. You can take any monster, slap a bad dad into his past, and all of a sudden he’s just another lost soul, lashing out. And you were the poor lady that got in the way. They’ll argue you lacked compassion. You were the one who took things too far.”

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“Loneliness is a hell of a drug.”

Hell Loneliness Drug

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“With this blistering salvo of poetic gutshots Lawson has proven himself Bizarro’s true bard, its mad laureate. Switching from dark whimsy to retina-blast shock to political outrage without missing a beat, The Troublesome Amputee is a powerful collection of pitch-black verse.”

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“Exposed! shines a harsh light on the myriad horrors of modern society and reports back from the fearful frontlines with wicked wit and paranoid power. From the murky waters of New Orleans to the scarred psyches of our own image-obsessed existence, Exposed! is the last headline we get to read before reality comes tumbling down.”

“Man, Books & Booze is cool, right?. That's the most fun I've had in an interview this year. Definitely the most singing I've done.”

Men Years Book Done Fun Singing Interviews Booze

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“Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew.”

Sun Flew Icarus

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Born: September 21, 1977
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