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Famous Jimmy Buffett Quotes
“The cheating was sweet, but my heart is beat. Don't tear it apart, please by-pass this heart.”
“Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid.”
“Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?”
“I ain't no drinking man, but temptation got the best of me.”
“Wasting away again in Margaritaville, searching for my lost shaker of salt.”
“This imitation Elvis may not be the king, but baby I'm the next best thing.”
“Back to my childhood where those monsters reside. They snack on innocence and dine on self esteem.”
“Mirror that lies, mirror that lies, that can't be me in the gorilla disguise.”
“Love is a wave building to a crescendo. Ride if you will, ride it with me.”
“The beautiful people in the magazines, got the normal ones living beyond their means.”
“I got quarters in my loafers trying to fight inflation when it only used to take a cent.”
“Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot.”
“I was suppose to be a Jesuit priest or a naval academy graduate.”
“I'm getting old, don't wear underwear, and I don't go to church.”
“Today there are two Madonnas, our lady of Fatima over here and that woman from Michigan.”
“You've been acting like Jesus owes you a favor, but he's a little smart for you to fool.”
“I know I should be leaving this climate, I've got a verse, but can't rhyme it.”
“My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus. It's that kind of morning.”
“I slowly surrender to the child in me who can't say goodbye.”
“We're just recycled history machines, cavemen in faded blue jeans.”
“What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear.”
“I got my hush puppies on. I guess I never was made meant for glitter rock and roll.”
“Tell me where are the flashbacks they all warned us would come?”