“Having children is fab. They keep me young and make me get up in the morning.”
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Famous Jo Brand Quotes
“I am a hip-hop artist, as you probably know. My hip-hop name is Big Smalls.”
“I cannot abide anyone treating another human being like a piece of dirt, whatever the context.”
“I don't like doing stand-up, because I don't like standing up.”
“I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person.”
“I never ever take into consideration the consequences of my actions until it's too late.”
“I read that book Fat is a Feminist issue, got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it.”
“I think self-esteem is fluid. It's not a fixed state, and so some days are better than others.”
“I think some people ramp a side of themselves up for performance purposes.”
“I think there's a far more general audience now because I've done more populist stuff on telly.”
“I'm a Luddite with computers, and I'm slightly worried about being hacked as well.”
“I've no interest in fashion, shoes, handbags, or sweaty shopping.”
“It's actually very hard when you're settled in one place to completely uproot yourself and go.”
“It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up.”
“It's very difficult to learn not to take nasty heckles personally.”
“My dad's a very sensitive man, but as the archetypal rebellious teenager, I didn't realise that.”
“Once you get labelled, people expect you to behave within the very narrow confines of that label.”
“Privatisation splits hospital services into increasingly small packages.”