“God, I hate judgmental people. They're so mean...and fat.” MeanJudgmentJudgmentalFatJudgmental People Author:John R. Lindensmith
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“I don't believe in ONE holy book. I believe all books are holy. Of course, some books are holy shit.” HumorReligionLiterature Author:John R. Lindensmith