John Swartzwelder is a renowned television scriptwriter, best known for his work on the animated sitcom 'The Simpsons'. Born on November 16, 1950, he has been contributing scripts to the show since 1989, with a career spanning over three decades.
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“If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it.”
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“I'm 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 pounds of sturdy protective fat.”
Source: The Time Machine Did It
Source: The Time Machine Did It
Source: The Time Machine Did It
“They can kill the Kennedys. Why can't they make a cup of coffee that tastes good?”
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