The Time Machine Did It
A source page for quotes linked to John Swartzwelder.
“If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it.”
“As my exciting story began I was being punched in the stomach.”
“I'm 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 pounds of sturdy protective fat.”
“They can kill the Kennedys. Why can't they make a cup of coffee that tastes good?”
“I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days.”