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“As my exciting story began I was being punched in the stomach.”

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John Swartzwelder

John Swartzwelder is a renowned television scriptwriter, best known for his work on the animated sitcom 'The Simpsons'. Born on November 16, 1950, he has been contributing scripts to the show since 1989, with a career spanning over three decades. more

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