“Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.” EnoughBigsStagePointingLas VegasStigmaBlokesBaldness Author:Johnny Vegas
“I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.” IfsThinkingNeedsEnoughSellsMagazinesWedding Author:Johnny Vegas
“I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.” YearsEnoughKidsUsedPartyPayTerribleBe GoodUsed To BeBirthdayGigsLas VegasBirthday PartyDoing MeGrumpy Author:Johnny Vegas
