“The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.” YearsBigsTreatsDenyChristmasBoardsCheese Author:Johnny Vegas
“I came back from university thinking I knew all about politics and racism, not knowing my dad had been one of the youngest-serving Labour councillors in the town and had refused to work in South Africa years ago because of the situation there. And he's never mentioned it - you just find out. That's a real man to me. A sleeping lion.” ThinkingMenYearsRealSleepSituationKnowingDadRacismYears AgoTownsSouthUniversityMy DadLabourServingLionsSouth AfricaNot KnowingReal MenCouncillors Author:Johnny Vegas
“I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.” YearsEnoughKidsUsedPartyPayTerribleBe GoodUsed To BeBirthdayGigsLas VegasBirthday PartyDoing MeGrumpy Author:Johnny Vegas
