“I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.” LooksLittlesBitsLegsEggsBellyAnkles Author:Johnny Vegas
“They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.” LooksRealizingRoomsWindowTownsLondonDreamerApartmentLas VegasTerrace Author:Johnny Vegas
“I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I think the highest was 22 stone.” PeopleThinkingWayLooksHighestStonesWeightAddNewspapers Author:Johnny Vegas
“The people on the QVC shopping channel convince me that life is worth living. They see the good in everything. People who go to counselling should actually go to a room with a QVC seller for half an hour and let them find the qualities within them. For example, they'd look at me and say, 'To anybody else this looks like a stomach but, actually, his feet never get wet in the rain.” PeopleShouldLooksLife IsHoursRoomsHalfQualityFeetExampleDepressionRainConvinceStomachShoppingWetLook At MeWorth LivingSellersLife Is Worth Living Author:Johnny Vegas