“Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.” IfsWatchesComedyFineSubjective Author:Johnny Vegas
“Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up.” IfsSaidWiseBlockExpectancyLife Expectancy Author:Johnny Vegas
“I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.” IfsThinkingNeedsEnoughSellsMagazinesWedding Author:Johnny Vegas
“I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.” IfsInterestingActingCome UpFeedbackLas VegasPositive Feedback Author:Johnny Vegas
“If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.” IfsWarStarsPiecesOriginalsLots Of MoneyLas VegasWardrobe Author:Johnny Vegas
“You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.” IfsWinningCausesWomenAudienceFoolishGentlemanLas Vegas Author:Johnny Vegas
“I think it sort of dawns on you that if you're not gigging constantly you're not actually relevant. You may be relevant to a different part of the media now, to television commissioners and editors, but to a young live-comedy audience you're not, really.” IfsThinkingMayDifferentYoungAudienceComedyMediaTelevisionDawnEditorsRelevantCommissioners Author:Johnny Vegas
“I struggle as a writer, and I'm convinced that if I was at school now, I'd be termed as having ADS. Two minutes and I'm drifting.” IfsTwoSchoolStruggleMinutesConvincedAdsDrifting Author:Johnny Vegas
“You always hear people saying, 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad', but I'd be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is.” PeopleIfsHalfDadMy DadDecentBlokes Author:Johnny Vegas
