“A poem is good until one knows by whom it is.”
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Famous Karl Kraus Quotes
“A bibliophile has approximately the same relationship to literature as a philatelist to geography.”
“A plagiarist should be made to copy the author a hundred times.”
“Humanity is the washerwoman of society that wrings out its dirty laundry in tears.”
“I am not for women but against men.”
“When I take up my pen, nothing can happen to me. Fate, remember that.”
“A man's jealousy is a social institution; a woman's prostitution is an instinct.”
“What the teachers digest, the pupils eat.”
“A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine.”
“There is a shortage of clerks. Everyone is going into journalism.”
“Keep your passions in check, but beware of giving your reason free rein.”
“The pimp is the executive organ of immorality. The executive organ of morality is the blackmailer.”
“They judge lest they be judged.”
“Morality is the tendency to pour out the baby with the bathwater.”
“I have decided many a stylistic problem first by my head, then by heads or tails.”
“The streets of Vienna are paved with culture, the streets of other cities with asphalt.”
“One cleans someone else's threshold of consciousness only if one's own home is dirty.”
“The superman is a premature ideal, one that presupposes man.”
“One cannot dictate an aphorism to a typist. It would take too long.”
“My respect for the inconsiderable is assuming gigantic dimensions.”
“A snob is unreliable. The work he praises might just be good.”
“Parliamentarianism means putting political prostitution in barracks.”
“Cosmetics is the science of a woman's cosmos.”
“I trim my opponents to fit my arrows.”
“Barbershop conversations are irrefutable proof that heads exist for the sake of hair.”
