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Famous Karl Kraus Quotes
“Education is what most receive, many pass on, and few possess.”
“There are people who can never forgive a beggar for their not having given him anything.”
“Hate must make a man productive. Otherwise one might as well love.”
“A great deal of learning can be packed into an empty head.”
“Language is the mother of thought, not its handmaiden.”
“Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.”
“A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.”
“Truth is a clumsy servant that breaks the dishes while washing them.”
“Squeeze human nature into the straitjacket of criminal justice and crime will appear.”
“The immorality of men triumphs over the amorality of women.”
“In Berlin, things are serious but not hopeless. In Vienna, they are hopeless but not serious.”
“My language is the common prostitute that I turn into a virgin.”
“Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.”
“I had a terrible vision: I saw an encyclopedia walk up to a polymath and open him up.”
“Artists have a right to be modest and a duty to be vain.”
“Moral responsibility is what is lacking in a man when he demands it of a woman.”
“Love and art do not embrace what is beautiful but what is made beautiful by this embrace.”
“It is better not to express what one means than to express what one does not mean.”
“It is either a half-truth or a truth and a half.”
“I am already so popular that anyone who vilifies me becomes more popular than I am.”
“Imagination has the right to feast in the shade of the tree that it turns into a forest.”
“Psychoanalysts are father confessors who like to listen to the sins of the father as well.”
“An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.”
“The closer the look one takes at a word, the greater distance from which it looks back.”
“In case of doubt, decide in favor of what is correct.”
“There are women who are not beautiful but only look that way.”
“The psychoanalysts pick our dreams as if they were our pockets.”
