“An office party is not, as is sometimes supposed, the Managing Director's chance to kiss the tea-girl. It is the tea-girl's chance to kiss the Managing Director (however bizarre an ambition this may seem to anyone who has seen the Managing Director face on).” MaySometimesSeemsFacesGirlChancePartyBusinessDirectorsKissingOfficeAmbitionTeaBizarre Author:Katharine Whitehorn
“The main purpose of children's parties is to remind you that there are children more awful than your own.” ChildrenPurposePartyAwful Author:Katharine Whitehorn
“The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.” MenSoulHomePartyHe ManGlassesDrunkOne ManMen WomenDrinking Party Author:Katharine Whitehorn
