“The main purpose of children's parties is to remind you that there are children more awful than your own.” ChildrenPurposePartyAwful Author:Katharine Whitehorn
“A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.” ChildrenHateWomenJusticeFoodEssentialsOur ChildrenCookingYour ChildrenCulinary Author:Katharine Whitehorn
“The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.” WayChildrenFunnyInspiringMoneyLearningStupidOur ChildrenInvestmentSavingYour ChildrenSavingsFunny MoneyWise MoneyOld Money Author:Katharine Whitehorn
“Children and zip fasteners do not respond to force ... except occasionally.” ChildrenForceWittyZips Author:Katharine Whitehorn
“American patriotism is generally something that amuses Europeans, I suppose because children look idiotic saluting the flag and because the constitution contains so many cracks through which the lawyers may creep.” LooksMayChildrenConstitutionLawyerCracksFlagsCreepsIdioticAmerican Patriotism Author:Katharine Whitehorn
“Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer.” ChildrenSeemsMarriedProducersOverwhelmed Author:Katharine Whitehorn
