“It's like they've forgotten everything important, isn't it? I mean, forgotten things like cats and dancing exist.” HumorTruthImportanceDancingTrueCats Author:Katherine Rundell
“The baby was almost certainly one year old. They knew this because of the red rosette pinned to her front, which read, 1! "Or rather," said Charles Maxim, "the child is either one year old or she has come first in a competition. I believe babies are rarely keen participants in competitive sport. Shall we therefore assume it is the former?” HumorBabiesBirthdays Book:Rooftoppers Source: Rooftoppers
“He was thirty-six years old, and six foot three. He spoke English to people and French to cats, and Latin to the birds. He had once nearly killed himself trying to read and ride a horse at the same time.” HumorReadingHumorousLatinReading BooksCatsBirdsFrenchEnglishHorsesHorseback RidingIntroductionsReading Books Humor Book:Rooftoppers Source: Rooftoppers
