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Kathy Griffin, born on November 4, 1960, is an American actress, comedian, and television personality. Known for her unique sense of humor and bold political commentary, she has hosted several television shows and performed in Broadway and Las Vegas. Griffin is widely recognized for her achievements in comedy and her public persona.

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“It always pisses me off when I’m calling in to some Morning Zoo radio show to promote God-only-knows what—probably this book, so get ready, I’m comin’—when the DJ actually tries to convince me that there are as many female comics as male ones. Cue hypermasculine Morning Zoo Hacky McGee voice: “So Kath, I don’t know what you chicks are always complaining about.” To which I respond: “Really? Why don’t you call your local comedy club and ask for the Saturday night lineup? I guarantee you the male to female ratio is going to be about nine to one. You dick-wad.”

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Book:Official Book Club Selection: A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin

Source: Official Book Club Selection: A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin

“A lot of people come up here and they thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. He didn't help me a bit. If it was up to him, Cesar Millan would be up here with that damn dog. So all I can say is, 'suck it, Jesus! This award is my God now'!”

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“I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.”

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“I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.”

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“To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.”

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“I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.”

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Born: November 4, 1960
Known for: Actress
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