“This is turning into an alcohol-will-cure-everything kind of day.” FunnyRomanceMagicDrinkingAlcoholLaughWitchesBad DayWhiskey Book:Bewitched Source: Bewitched
“Give him Bigfoot with an AK-47, a room full of sugar-induced five-year-olds, or any supermodel on the circuit in a little black dress playing a private game of cops and robbers with his fly, and he’d be fine. Wouldn’t break a sweat. But, put him within fifty feet of Maddie Freemont? He turned into a tongue-tied, forgot-his-own-name, card-carrying member of the idiot brigade.” FunnyCopJokeSheriffSmall Town RomanceModelRomcomBigfoot Book:Under Pressure Source: Under Pressure
“I'm apologizing. For whatever I did. For whatever the guy who hurt you did. For the JFK assassination or the botched moon landing. Take your pick." ~Cain, Ghost of You” FunnyPnrSupernatural RomanceGrovelingJfkApologisingKelly Moran Book:Ghost of You Source: Ghost of You
“Orgasms are a myth. Like good credit scores.” HumorFunnySexMythCowboy RomanceOrgasmCredit Score Book:In diesem Moment Source: In diesem Moment