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Kinky Friedman, born Richard Allen Feldman, is an American singer, writer, and comedian. Known for his unique humorous style and satirical lyrics, he often addresses political and social issues. Born on November 1, 1944, Friedman's musical and performance career has been characterized by various roles and projects.

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Famous Kinky Friedman Quotes

“Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.”

People Wells Said Home Jobs Jesus Married Traveled Countryside Irritating Irritated Irritating People

Author:Kinky Friedman

“If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!”

Ifs Jesus Hell Go To Hell Jesus Love

Book:You Can Lead a Politician to Water, But You Can't Make Him Think: Ten Commandments for Texas Politics

Source: You Can Lead a Politician to Water, But You Can't Make Him Think: Ten Commandments for Texas Politics

“If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.”

Ifs Running Jesus Christ Beats Jesus Christ Independent

Author:Kinky Friedman

“Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.”

Way Heart Christian Jesus My Heart Resurrection Moses

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“They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.”

Ifs Politics Jesus Taken

Book:'Scuse Me While I Whip This Out: Reflections on Country Singers, Presidents, and Other Troublemakers

Source: 'Scuse Me While I Whip This Out: Reflections on Country Singers, Presidents, and Other Troublemakers

About the Author

Born: November 1, 1944
Known for: Singer
Quotes: 149

Books & Sources

Kinky Friedman: Three Complete Mysteries : Greenwich Killing Time/a Case of Lone Star/When the Cat's AwayRelated source material

What Would Kinky Do?: How to Unscrew a Screwed-Up WorldRelated source material

You Can Lead a Politician to Water, But You Can't Make Him Think: Ten Commandments for Texas PoliticsRelated source material

'Scuse Me While I Whip This Out: Reflections on Country Singers, Presidents, and Other TroublemakersRelated source material

A Case of Lone StarRelated source material

Greenwich Killing TimeRelated source material

Kinky's Celebrity Pet FilesRelated source material

Meanwhile Back at the RanchRelated source material

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Ten Little New Yorkers: A NovelRelated source material

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