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“The only thing wrong with Southern Baptists was they didn't hold them underwater long enough.”
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“I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.”
“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.”
“Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.”
“A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.”
“The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.”
“How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?”
Source: You Can Lead a Politician to Water, But You Can't Make Him Think: Ten Commandments for Texas Politics
“I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.”
“The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'”
“I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.”
Source: You Can Lead a Politician to Water, But You Can't Make Him Think: Ten Commandments for Texas Politics
“You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.”
Source: 'Scuse Me While I Whip This Out: Reflections on Country Singers, Presidents, and Other Troublemakers
“I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.”
“The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.”
“The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.”
“When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.”
“William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.”
“Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry; I'm running against apathy.”
“Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.”