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Famous Kinky Friedman Quotes
“If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.”
“If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.”
Source: Kinky Friedman: Three Complete Mysteries : Greenwich Killing Time/a Case of Lone Star/When the Cat's Away
Source: What Would Kinky Do?: How to Unscrew a Screwed-Up World
“If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!”
Source: You Can Lead a Politician to Water, But You Can't Make Him Think: Ten Commandments for Texas Politics
“If you're going to be an artist, you need to be an original.”
“If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.”
“If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.”
Source: What Would Kinky Do?: How to Unscrew a Screwed-Up World
“If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!”
Source: You Can Lead a Politician to Water, But You Can't Make Him Think: Ten Commandments for Texas Politics
“They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.”
Source: 'Scuse Me While I Whip This Out: Reflections on Country Singers, Presidents, and Other Troublemakers
“On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'.”
Source: Kinky Friedman: Three Complete Mysteries : Greenwich Killing Time/a Case of Lone Star/When the Cat's Away